Plain Jane

Is it me or has the world just gone absolutely crazy? It’s like the more weird you are the more popular you become. So I’m wondering on my plight to become successful what’s the weirdest thing that I can do? Should I sit in red dye and color my hair zebra stripes and claim my independence of being from mars waving a flag claiming I’m a Martian, or can I say that I want to procreate with insects and claim my rights to have little nats as children? Better yet should I become a thot for Jesus and claim that I twerk for the Lord and recruit gospel twerkers ?
I’m not sure how we are still looking at all these absurd equality rants as rights which are clearly getting more and more off the wall. The way of the world nowadays is to be as weird as Jayden Smith and go to weddings looking like a baptized super hero or wearing raw meat as clothes like Lady Gaga and call ourselves the new fashionista, better yet wearing salvation army clothes that have been riddled by moths and sell them for half a Million and call it Couture by Kanye.
As long as I have common sense and know my sanity is intact and I’m not possessed by the demons of Emily rose and my bed is not levitating at night or I am ok with wired hangers or Good with the ending of Misery; I will have to stick to using my senses and caution when it comes to making decisions. So If I feel like my dress makes me look like a walking placenta or my pants look like bubble wrap and aluminum foil nailed to my legs, I will gladly stay clear of these highly overqualified choices and just be a regular Joe Schmoe/ Plain Jane.

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